akadaniel:

waiting for the power to go out so I can churn some goddamn butter in the darkness as the good Lord intended

akadaniel:

waiting for the power to go out so I can churn some goddamn butter in the darkness as the good Lord intended

kit-pocket:

8oo:

amkoyy:

(/irrelevant to this post as I whisper “lil bab”)

SAM IS SO LATE STOP MAKING ME LAUGH

also yes omg Lil Bab

it is i’ve never drawn it because i know i’ll fuck it up nnn

you’re telling me you’ve intended to draw it and haven’t while I’m over here whining about no one else draws it

you would not fuck it up gimme the goods

aaaaah! I totally would but I’ll still try if you want!

smythe-hummel:

“Yeah,” I say as I take a slow drag from my cigarette, “I’ve seen a few ship wars in my day. Been in a few myself, too.” I stare off into the distance, screams echo through my head, bloody battles, blogs left in shambles, fandoms torn apart. I know I’ll never be the same again.

daily-relief:

if you have a crush on me, anonymously send me a 75 page poem, typed, double spaced, 12 pt font, times new roman one inch margins due monday

motleypatches:

lostwiginity:

gildatheplant:

lostwiginity:

When flirting techniques clash.


I love how confused Charles looks while Erik’s just like, “Yeah I said that.”

Erik is waiting for an answer. It was a question after all.

After a confused pause during which Charles thought of the lab rats sacrificed to his thesis-

“I’ve been a lab rat,” Erik added.

karkatcest:

frickinglimey:

HONK HONK IT’S GAMZE THE TROLL MOTHER FUCKA

35 translations later, Bing gives us:

The silence of the night is quiet, music and the mother of his car.

“I give you a hamburger”

fallingonebyone:

wolkemesser:

Thug life~

The 15% looks the same size as the 20%.  My OCD is kicking in.

amkoyy:

8oo:

amkoyy:

8oo:

amkoyy:

8oo:

amkoyy:

8oo:

amkoyy:

I’M LITERALLY SOBBING IT’S NOT EVEN. MY EYES. SOBBOINGGFOGK gross sobbing

AAAAAAH I’M SORRY

askjda I was going to save it forever and never show it but aaah OTL

I HAVE LOTS OF ANGSTY PARAPINES NNNYAAHAHAAAA

DON’T BE I JUST. I REALLY AM CRYING.

I wanna’ angst parapains i wish i knew how hngggh

I feel so bad oh god and it doesn’t help that I have more askdja

asdjamlsa angst is a beautiful but awful thing i wouldn’t recommend it asdjh

More? I NEED more! sob

I love angst too I just usually go for creepy stuff coughgideoncough

Okay aksdjak but I feel like I should warn the tag?? It’s a cute tag and then I’m here with my angst and norman covered in blood or being possesed haaa

aksjdan yes creepy stuff! aaaah i want more creepy parapines?? I was going to post  something kinda creepy haha

ehe warning the tag so bogus. hahah It is a cute tag but just write trigger warning and post it like no one’s business. I’m not a very considerate tagger, hgn.

Eeee, I love creepy stuff. I want to draw something… gorey? Or at least bloody, that’s fun but I’ve never really done it. 

woops this post is getting kinda long haha

ummm yeah i think i’ll do that! eeep i just hope i don’t trigger anyone aaksjda

Aaah me too. asjkdak yes yeeeeees omg I love blood I would loove see it! aaah yess umm it is kinda hard to draw… well to me it is kjadsa I bet even if it’s your first time it will look amazing

aaah don’t feel bad that’s okay! hehe

If you’re really scared about triggering, could put it under a readmore or somethin’. And nawh, it won’t be amazin’. But it’ll be cool and fun! I kinda’ wanna’ draw Norman with gross black stuff comin’ outta’ him but I bet it’ll be older Norman whoops. I like drawin’ him older too much. 

Hmmm yeah if it’s too much then I’ll put it under a read more haha

Aaaah your older Norman omg yeeess! Oh wow I would love loooove to see that askdja oh yess

I can’t draw him older than a teen asdkj I’ve tried and it looked so bad I actually laughed at it hahaha sob It’s super weird because I used to draw adults and teens and all I can draw now is kids and well yeah teens but oh god what happened??

Or you could do that. hehe

Lol Thank. My older Norman headcanons are so terrible, I’m a terrible person. snrk

But they’re the cutet kids ever! I have trouble sticking with an age? Idk, children are hard to draw jfc. And I have the same problem with body types. I like curvy too much that I have trouble making things… not curvy. 

Someone on my dash complaining about Parapines and them wearing booty shorts and I realize that’s me.

lysistratas:

either my chem teacher didnt read my about me paragraph or he just really doesnt care

lysistratas:

either my chem teacher didnt read my about me paragraph or he just really doesnt care