This has gone on long enough
this charade
No more Mister Nice Fucking
From now on you will all refer to me
as VenGenece
Your crush gets to see themselves naked everyday
your crush can make out with themselves and its not considered cheating
your crushed beneath a car. it’s hard to see and everything smells bad. you’re happy because you feel no pain as everything fades away
how the fuck do you make out with yourself
what is going on
I give you a hamburger
you’d probably expect me of all people being the mermaid freak that i am to really take my time and draw a real nice merboy dips for you guys but nope
(maybe later)
i’m crying this is magical there is so much beauty in the world
OH MY GOD I WAS JUST IN THE SHOWER W/ MY FOOT PROPPED AGAINST THE WALL WHILE I WAS SHAVING MY LEGS AND MY LEG WENT CLEAN THROUGH THE TILE I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS
LIKE FOUR TILES ARE FALLING OFF NOW WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF EARTHBENDER BULLSHIT JUST OCCURRED HERE
i am pretty sure i could literally kill a man with a single kick i am at that point
