damianmcgintleman:

earthlingonly:

olisyk0:

can u not

why is it so hard to not be a condescending fuckwad

**quits tumblr**

dropitlikeitshussie:

likesdinos:

Help me. 

OH MY FUCKING GOD

neeble:

8oo:

I once got a nasty message from a popular artist after I unfollowed them.

yoooooo what the fuck shoulda told them to cry you a river and suck a chode 

I just deleted the message and was forever disappointed that such a talented person was a complete asshole. I was really close to sending a message back with something to effect of “What the hell was that??”, but I figured that it just wasn’t worth the trouble. 

i woulda started a fight

doomyz:

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THIS IS THE COOLEST SHIT EVER JUST WATCH THE VIDEO AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHY IM CRYING

stoicsilence:

ironychan:

Assume the ball is five feet in diameter, or about 150 cm: that gives it a volume of around 1770 litres.  The average ejaculate has a volume of about four millilitres.  If you can jerk off once an hour and don’t need to sleep, it will take you fifty years, five months, three weeks, and four days to fill the entire ball.

you’ve really thought this through, haven’t you

stoicsilence:

ironychan:

Assume the ball is five feet in diameter, or about 150 cm: that gives it a volume of around 1770 litres.  The average ejaculate has a volume of about four millilitres.  If you can jerk off once an hour and don’t need to sleep, it will take you fifty years, five months, three weeks, and four days to fill the entire ball.

you’ve really thought this through, haven’t you

spookyhouse:

coffeescreamspirit:

if you don’t think norman’s cute you’re doing it wrong

aaaaaaaaa * u *

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itsyamtastic:

wendy-c:

FUCK

no

why this

itsyamtastic:

wendy-c:

FUCK

no

why this